Dr. Gregory House

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China, with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

You live under the delusion that you can fix everything that isn't perfect.

— Be yourself: cold, uncaring, distant.
— Please, don't put me on a pedestal.

— How do you know you're right?
— I don't, I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption.

— You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist.
— I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons.

— Is that rhetorical?
— No, it just seems that way because you can’t think of an answer.

You could think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to stop thinking?

Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.

Truth begins in lies.

I'm happier with my unhappiness.

You are a ray of sunshine... on a cloudy day.

Welcome aboard the good ship Asskisser. Nice day for a sail! Pucker up, me 'earties!

Our bodies break down, sometimes when we’re 90, sometimes before we’re even born, but it always happens and there’s never any dignity in it. I don’t care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It’s always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can’t die with it.

Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

Without competition we'd still be single-celled organisms.

— I need a change of scenery.
— Buy a plant!