Deep Thought

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Deep Thought
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

— O' great Deep Thought! We have travelled long... and far. Have you calculated the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
— No. I've been watching TV. I designed another computer to do that.
— Oh, right, I forgot. Is it here?
— No, it's not here. It's another world.
— It's on another world?
— It is another world, stupid. Or at least it was until the Vogons destroyed it to make way for a hyperspace expressway.
— Well... Okay. You sure you don't have the question, or a way to, you know, access it or something? 'Cause I think I've done like a lot to get here.
— Oh, shh, shush! The show's back on.

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- O' great Deep Thought! We have travelled long... and far. Have you calculated the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? - No. I've been watching TV. I designed another computer to do that. - Oh, right, I forgot. Is it here? - No, it's not here. It's another world. - It's on another world? - It is another world, stupid. Or at least it was until the Vogons destroyed it to make way for a hyperspace expressway. - Well... Okay. You sure you don't have the question, or a way to, you know, access it or something? 'Cause I think I've done like a lot to get here. - Oh, shh, shush! The show's back on.
- O' great Deep Thought! We have travelled long... and far. Have you calculated the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? - No. I've been watching TV. I designed another computer to do that. - Oh, right, I forgot. Is it here? - No, it's not here. It's another world. - It's on another world? - It is another world, stupid. Or at least it was until the Vogons destroyed it to make way for a hyperspace expressway. - Well... Okay. You sure you don't have the question, or a way to, you know, access it or something? 'Cause I think I've done like a lot to get here. - Oh, shh, shush! The show's back on.
- O' great Deep Thought! We have travelled long... and far. Have you calculated the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? - No. I've been watching TV. I designed another computer to do that. - Oh, right, I forgot. Is it here? - No, it's not here. It's another world. - It's on another world? - It is another world, stupid. Or at least it was until the Vogons destroyed it to make way for a hyperspace expressway. - Well... Okay. You sure you don't have the question, or a way to, you know, access it or something? 'Cause I think I've done like a lot to get here. - Oh, shh, shush! The show's back on.
- O' great Deep Thought! We have travelled long... and far. Have you calculated the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? - No. I've been watching TV. I designed another computer to do that. - Oh, right, I forgot. Is it here? - No, it's not here. It's another world. - It's on another world? - It is another world, stupid. Or at least it was until the Vogons destroyed it to make way for a hyperspace expressway. - Well... Okay. You sure you don't have the question, or a way to, you know, access it or something? 'Cause I think I've done like a lot to get here. - Oh, shh, shush! The show's back on.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Deep Thought