— I got beaten up a lot when I was young but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek. — He sounds like a good bloke. — Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students. — What a cunt. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman Sarcastic Quotes
— Okay. What about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that? — He's fuck ugly. — Or he doesn't want you to see his face. — Because he's fuck ugly. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman
James Reaper: — What happened, Danny? Danny Butterman: — Car accident. James Reaper: — Nasty way to go. Nicholas Angel: — Constable, official vocab guidelines state we no longer refer to these incidents as "accidents," they're now "collisions." Danny Butterman: — Right. <...> Amanda Paver: — What happened, Danny? Danny Butterman: — Traffic collision. Hey, why can't we say "accident" again? Nicholas Angel: — Because "accident" implies there's nobody to blame. Hot Fuzz James Reaper Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman Amanda Paver accident, crash
— See what I did there? — You hypnotised him. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman hypnosis Funny Quotes
— She certainly has a distinctive laugh. — She was in my year at school. Always had a thing for her. — She clearly has a thing for older men. — What, with Martin Blower? No way! — We just sat through three hours of so-called acting, Constable, their kiss was the only convincing moment in it. — Hey, now you come to mention it, I too have reason to believe she favours the older gent. — Really? How so? — Marcus Carter's big brother said he'd fingered her up the duck pond. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman Sarcastic Quotes
— What's it like being stabbed? — It was the single most painful experience of my life. — What was the second most painful? Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman pain
— It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury and executioner! — He's not Judge Judy and executioner. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman accusations, prosecution
— Well, you know, I mean, maybe we should do something to celebrate. Unless you gotta water your Peace Lily. — What exactly did you have in mind? — I don't know. Pub? Hot Fuzz Danny Butterman Nicholas Angel alcohol (drug) Funny Quotes
Dr. Robin Hatcher: — Thank you, Danny. Danny Butterman: — I can't believe I shot someone. Nicholas Angel: — He's a doctor, he can deal with it. Hot Fuzz Dr. Robin Hatcher Danny Butterman Nicholas Angel treatment
Hey, we did get a little drunk. Did you get it? 'Cause he's... He's little and he's drunk. Hot Fuzz drunkenness drunk, intoxication Ironic Quotes
— Okay, what's his story? — Oh, that's Lurch. He's a trolley boy at the local supermarket. Real name, Michael Armstrong. Dad says he's got a child's mind. And lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister. — And are they as big as he is? — Who? — The mum and the sister. — Same person. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman Ironic Quotes
Andy Wainwright: — Maybe they're not here. Nicholas Angel: — Wait here. Doris Thatcher: — Don't go in on your own. Danny Butterman: — Don't worry, he knows what he's doing. Nicholas Angel: — Okay. They're in. You deal with the store. I'll deal with the trolley boy. Hot Fuzz Andy Wainwright Nicholas Angel Doris Thatcher Danny Butterman check Ironic Quotes
— You're a doctor, deal with it. — Yeah, motherfucker. Hot Fuzz Nicholas Angel Danny Butterman Sarcastic Quotes