Cliff Booth

— My hands are registered as lethal weapons. We get into a fight, I accidentally kill you... I go to jail.
— Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.

— You are too old to fuck me.
— What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang.

What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.

— You know, you're kind of pretty for a stuntman.
— That's what they tell me.

What I think is... you're a little man with a big mouth and a big chip.