Cindy (stewardess)

— Can you tell me what this is about?
— Yeah. A guy I trusted for years wants me dead.
— That's understandable. I've only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too.

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— I hope I can fly this plane... Oh, no!
— What's wrong?
— This isn't a plane. This is a canoe with wings!
— Well, then get in and start paddling.

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Come on, you piece of shit! Fly or die! Works every time.

— Where did you learn how to do that?
— I read the instructions.

— You scared, motherfucker? Well, you should be. This Green Beret's gonna kick your big ass.
— I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.
— I can't believe this macho bullshit.

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— Where are we going?
— Shopping.

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