There's a big fucking world out there. It's messy and it's chaotic... and it's never, ever, the thing you'd expect. It is okay to be scared... but you cannot allow your fears to turn you into an asshole.

— Let's see the Colin Farrell movie.
— Let's not.

— It's possible... I think maybe... my toilet might be stopped up.
— Maybe? What's the variable?
— Water's running over the top. The carpet's all wet.
— Well, I'll take a look. First, I just gotta stop off in my room and kill myself.