Carly Whitten

And no matter how many women you sleep with, or cars you buy... nothing will be enough to fill the hole inside you... where something real should be. You are an empty man.

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The Other Woman

Emptiness

Soul

She's the perfect ten lemon tart... Maybe an eleven... double-D, natural double-D. A triple-D. It's like a midlife crisis mistress! She's like a cliché of every wife's waking nightmare!

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The Other Woman

Funny Quotes

— The details do matter, because... there's a difference between having sex one time and having sex ten times. Oh, my God! Did you do it more than ten times?
— I think specifics are a bad idea. Okay, fine. Gun to my head... fifty.
— Fifty times?!
— Be quiet!
— Fifty times?!
— Why shout like that?
— You had sex with my husband fifty times?! Don't you have a job?! Or hobbies?!

— I'm wondering, what if I keep my clothes on... while we're having sex?
— Really?
— What if the top part of me hated him, while the bottom part of me... did all the dirty work?

— It's really nice, what you're doing for her.
— Yeah, that's me — Mistress of the Year.

— Even if you meet a nice guy — and by "nice"... I mean that he's not an obvious sociopath — you can't get excited about it... because it's just a matter of time before someone gets bored and unhappy and is saying it's over. And that's a happy ending. A shitty ending... is that there's lying and cheating and you ambush Prince Charming's wife.
— You're saying I should stay with him?
— I'm saying everything fails eventually and monogamy is not natural.