PBS, last Tuesday night. The Australian Outback. There was this bird called the Orindinkie. You've heard about the black widow spiders eating their lovers after they mate? It's got nothing
on the Orindinkie. You see, just after mating, the male chills out, takes a nap. That's when the female comes up, rips open its chest... and eats its heart. Scientists think she does this to insure that he never mates again, giving her offspring a better chance at life. Me? I got my own theory. I think it's because she's just a bitch.
