The worst news of the night is that... three of four people say they'd rather watch TV than have sex with their spouse. The second worst news is that some kids needed money for crack last night, so they stuck a knife in the throat of an 80-year-old grandmother... down on Euclid Avenue right here in Dallas. One night in one American city. Multiply that by hundreds of cities and what have you got? A country where culture means pornography and slasher films; where ethics means payoffs, graft, insider trading; where integrity means lying, whoring and intoxication. This country is in deep trouble, people. This country is rotten to the core and somebody better do something about it.