— Hey, you. I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red shoes, didn't she?
— Yeh, she said I'd be wearing red shoes when I met my true love.
— Uh-huh. And how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?
— Everyday!
— [Red with anger and frustration, yelling] THEN OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO COME TRUE!
— Really? You think so? I'm so excited!