Aladdin (1992)

It begins on a dark night... where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.

— Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes.
— Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy.
— Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
— Well, I feel sheepish. All right, you baaad boy, but no more freebies.

Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. Will not... It broke.

— Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
— Trouble? No way. You're only in trouble if you get caught.
— Gotcha!
— I'm in trouble.

Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything.

— You are the boy from the market. I knew it. Why did you lie?
— Jasmine, I'm sorry.
— Did you think I was stupid? That I wouldn't figure it out?
— No. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.

Oy! 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck.

Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today.

— Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her.
— What?
— She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
— Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You're very...
— Wonderful, magnificent, punctual...
— Punctual.
— Punctual?
— Sorry.
— Uh, beautiful.
— Nice recovery.

— Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself.
— Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.

My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? Ha, ha! Praise Allah! You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.

— But, Jasmine, you're a princess.
— Then maybe I don't want to be a princess anymore.
— Oooh! I... I... Allah forbid you should have any daughters.

— Your Majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand.
— Prince Ali Ababwa. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you. This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
— Ecstatic.