Top Gear

If you do have any objections to what we are doing, then please, by all means, feel free to keep those objections to yourself.

It has been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an ass.

The acceleration is so brutal, I feel like my eyes have moved around to the side of my head like a pigeon.

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat — and people would still buy it.

And if you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here’s your car.

Jeremy: Hey, Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?
Richard: Why?
Jeremy: So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex.
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaamn, okay.