Price Quotes

You corner the market, then raise the price. Simple economics.

— It's beautiful. It's made in Paris.
— It was stolen in Birmingham. My mother stole it from the house she was cleaning, 1901...
— No, no. It's yours. It belongs on you. A woman of substance and class. Believe me, I've painted many women who don't belong in there expensive dresses.

– How do you like your coffee machine?
– It's, uh, really nice. But I can't accept it. I'm sorry.
– What, are you a government employee?! Hey, I got this for an amazing price in an auction.
– In a what?
– An auction. On the Internet Ebay… I pick the times when the whole country's glued to the television. Prices drop 70%, 80%. Like during the super bowl. Got myself a home entertainment system, eight speakers and a receiver for only $1,000! Would've cost $4,500 retail… Anyway, thursday was the "American Idol" finale. And I thought of you. So I went online and grabbed this.