Lack Of Understanding Quotes

— He's a horny bastard, isn't he?
— I wouldn't know. I just met him.
— I was talking about the dog.

— Most of them don't speak English.
— They speak English well enough. Gaelic-speaking region. Did they not teach you that at Langley?
— No, they did not teach me that at Langley. For the simple fact that Langley is the CIA, you idiot, not the FBI.
— You didn't know people in west Ireland speak Gaelic and I'm the idiot?

— So, you're a smoker. I thought you were a nonsmoker. Sorry. Do you understand what I'm saying?
— Yes.
— Good. Good. Or should I speak slower?
— Yes.
— Do you follow or should I speak slower?
— Yes.
— Um...are you a giraffe?
— Yes.