— Can you identify yourself? — Not now. Maybe later. — Listen fast. This is a party line, and the neighbors got itchy trigger fingers. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 2 comments Die HardAl PowellJohn McClaneNeighborsEnemyFunny Quotes
— The Dukes ruined my life over a bet? For how much? — A dollar. — $1. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Trading placesLouis Winthorpe IIIBilly Ray Valentine
You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment ValmontValmontMarriage
— Stop! Stop this, please! Let us stop this mindless violence. Nicholas, my son. You may not be a man of god, but surely you're a man of peace. — I may not be a man of god, reverend, but I know right, and I know wrong, and I have the good grace to know which is which. — Oh, fuck off, grasshopper. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Hot FuzzPhilip ShooterNicholas AngelReligionSarcastic Quotes