The Walking Dead

Why are dingleberries brown? It's just the way shit is.

You can't just be the good guy and expect to live.

One wrong move and you get an arrow in the ass. Just so you know.

Have you ever had to kill people because they had already killed your friends and were coming for you next? Have you ever done things that made you feel afraid of yourself afterward? Have you ever been covered in so much blood that you didn’t know if it was yours or walkers’ or your friends’? Huh? Then you don’t know.

You kill or you die, or you die and you kill.

You step outside, you risk your life. You take a drink of water, you risk your life. And nowadays you breathe, and you risk your life. Every moment now you don't have a choice. The only thing you can choose is what you're risking it for.

Anger makes you stupid, stupid gets you killed.

You want to know what I was before all this? I was nobody. Nothing.

Liar.

If I had known the world was ending, I would've brought better books.

Damaged people are dangerous, they know how to survive.

They’re gonna feel really stupid when they find out… They are screwing with the wrong people.

Adolescence is a 20th century invention.

If you want to live, you have to become strong.

Christ promised the resurrection of the dead.