— You know you're not exactly my favorite person in this dump. And I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me.
— I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned. It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God, are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor?