Scrubs [Season 4, Episode 8]

— You ever get the feeling our patients pretend to be sicker when we're around?
— Oh, yeah. You know Mrs. Wilson back there? She made her spleen pretend to rupture, and then she pretended to die.

— You actually rank the women of this hospital by their appearance?
— Calm down, Twelve.
— Yes, top twenty!

Hey, Perr. I just saw an adorable interracial gay couple. Aw, just precious.

My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex... in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer. " I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets, and no matter how much I try, I can't stop constantly narrating my own life. At that very moment, I feared I had divulged too much. Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure. And I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships... is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.

The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.