Scrubs [Season 3, Episode 16]

— Son, do you think I got to be Chief of Medicine by being late?
— Noooo, Bobbo, you got there by backstabbing and ass-kissing.
— Maybe so, but I started those things properly at eight!

But still, with so much of life left up to chance, you can't help but look back and wonder... What if things had been different...?

Me, I don't believe in fate. I believe we have more control than we think, and that every action has a reaction. After all...

Hhhheeeere's the deal, Eleanor: We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order...'cause you're worried the weave's so thin, your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. Isn't that right, Dr. Cox.