Scrubs [Season 3, Episode 13]

Carla, if one more annoying thing comes my way, extract that extra air out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins.

But more often than not, the answers we've been looking for have been inside us all along.

What has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. I though we'd met.

If there's something you know you can do, whether it's intubating a patient or copping a squat on the roof, and your mind keeps throwing up roadblocks, just know you can drive right through 'em.

Using that toilet would be my Everest.