Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. I'm kidding. Jeez. That's not what they really said. Harley Quinn Funny Quotes
— Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff right? — Yeah, why? — I'm off my meds. Harley Quinn Rick Flag Ironic Quotes
— Why is it always a knife fight… every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly. — We all are. We all are! Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too. — Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful. — Yeah, you are. George Harkness (Captain Boomerang) Harley Quinn Waylon Jones (Killer Croc) Funny Quotes
— Question. Would you die for me? — Yes. — That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? — Yes — Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this? — I do. — Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty... — Please. — God, you're so... Good. Joker Harley Quinn death submission, subordination passion love
They became the king and queen of Gotham city. And god help anyone who disrespected the queen. Amanda Waller
Ames, if this man shoots me... I want you to kill him... And I want you to go clear my browser history. Griggs
— You gonna kill me, Mr. J? — What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... Really, really bad. Harley Quinn Joker
— You're lucky man. You got a bad bitch. — Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins. The itch in my crotch. The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! Joker
— Hey, lady? I lost my puddin'. But you can get him back, right? — I can, my dear. Anything you want. — You promise? — Yes, child. You need only bow... And serve beneath my feet. — I like what you're selling, lady. There's only one teeny problem. You messed with my friends. Harley Quinn Enchantress
— You ever been in love? — Nah, never. — Bullshit. — You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love. — Another textbook sociopath. Harley Quinn Floyd Lawton / Deadshot love
Hey, if you like a girl, can you light her cigarette with your pinkie? Because that would be real classy. Harley Quinn Ironic Quotes
Some say the witch has a secret buried heart... And whoever finds it can control the witch. Amanda Waller witches
— You know what they say about the crazy ones. — Huh? George Harkness (Captain Boomerang) Harley Quinn
— That's your old lady, huh? — Yeah. — Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack on her ass, tell her knock this shit off. — I do not think that'd be wise. Floyd Lawton / Deadshot Rick Flag Ironic Quotes
Harley Quinn. Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? Harley Quinn Sarcastic Quotes
— You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady! — Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me. — You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground. — I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want. Griggs Harley Quinn