Why does a dog wag its tail? Because a dog is smarter than its tail. If the tail were smarter, the tail would wag the dog. Wag the Dog Winifred Ames Stanley Motss dogs control
— Why Albania? — Why not? — What have they done to us? — What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them? — Nothing. — See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable. Wag the Dog Conrad Brean Winifred Ames
— When we asked for "special programs", they gave us special prisons. — Yeah, well... little bit of a difference. — Has he been in jail long? — [reading a file] Twelve years. — Does he have much longer to serve? — Mmm. — What did he do? — He raped a nun... — Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes... oh, God! — And... — "And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"? — Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medications... — And if he doesn't get his medications? — He's not fine. Wag the Dog Winifred Ames Conrad Brean Stanley Motss mistakes collapse Sarcastic Quotes