Robert Rath

— No money, no disk. What is so funny?
— I was not sure you would be coming back so this morning, I switched the disks. All they got was a list of file names.
— No, you did not.
— Yes, I did. They got busker. Zero, zilch... Zot, nix, nada, dry hump, squirt... Did they squat? I read slang dictionary once.
— Now you just keep reading.

— Hello, Pearl.
— Pearl gets back here. Come here, girl.
— She likes me.
— She likes dead fish too.