— You're fired. — Parker, hello. You're fired. — Why? Spider-Man 2 J. Jonah Jameson Peter Parker / Spider-Man dismissal, firing, termination Sad Quotes
— How do you know about stuff like this? — Hey, who do I look like? The Tick? Spider-Man Peter Parker / Spider-Man J. Jonah Jameson
What is he, shy? If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can surely get a picture with this weirdo. Put an ad on the front page. Cash money for a picture of Spider-Man. He doesn't wanna be famous? I'll make him infamous! Spider-Man Sarcastic Quotes