Edward Lewis

— It's just that, uh, very few people surprise me.
— Yeah, well, you're lucky. Most of 'em shock the hell outta me.

— Exactly how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
— Really offensive.
— I like him so much.

— Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
— Veg out?
— Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.

— Are you ok?
— I'm fine!
— Seven "fine"s since we left the polo match. Can I have another word?
— ASSHOLE! *There's* a *word*!
— I think I liked *fine* better.

People's reaction to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic. They either love it or hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

— You're late.
— You're stunning.
— You're forgiven.

— So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
— She rescues him right back.

— Did you like the opera, dear?
— It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
— What?
— She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance.

— I told you not to pick up the phone.
— Then stop calling me.

You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.

— Are you sure you don't want a drink?
— I'm high on life.