— Tootsie, take 10. — Ron? My name is Dorothy. It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll. — Oh, Christ. — No, just Dorothy. Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom and John's always John. I have a name too. It's Dorothy, capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y. Copy quote Share Mistake in quote? Leave a comment TootsieRon CarlisleDorothy Michaels / Michael DorseyNameNicknameSexismFunny Quotes