Bree Van de Kamp

The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care, and we're still connected... and I still have a chance to set you right.

You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.

— The sex was amazing. It was like... oh... an opera!
— You feel asleep during it?

Well, then appeal to his sense of reason. Maynard doesn't go with the name Delfino. One is German and one is Italian and we all know what happens when those folks get together.