I could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Ironic Quotes
— Marvin, you saved our lives. — I know. Wretched, isn't it? The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy android Marvin Trillian rescue Ironic Quotes
— So, this is how it's all going to end, is it, ey? Me, alone on a dead planet, with a manically depressed robot. — You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do, if you are a manically depressed robot? The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Arthur Dent android Marvin Funny Quotes
— I've been talking to the ship's computer. — And? — It hates me. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy android Marvin Arthur Dent