"Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin" thought Alice "but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing i ever saw in my life!". Lewis Carroll Alice in Wonderland cats smile
— 'You couldn't have it if you did want it,' the Queen said. 'The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday—but never jam to-day.' — 'It must come sometimes to "jam to-day,"' Alice objected. — 'No, it can't,' said the Queen. 'It's jam every other day: to-day isn't any other day, you know.' — 'I don't understand you,' said Alice. 'It's dreadfully confusing!' — 'That's the effect of living backwards,' the Queen said kindly: 'it always makes one a little giddy at first... Lewis Carroll Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There Alice The White Queen loneliness
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't, and contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be and what it wouldn't be, it would. Alice in Wonderland (1951) dream happiness Funny Quotes
I'm sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it? Alice in Wonderland (1951) books, literature Ironic Quotes
— But don't want to go among mad people! — Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad... American McGee's Alice Alice Cheshire Cat madness
— Uh, I say, how are you getting on? — Not at all — Beg pardon? — I said, not at all! Alice in Wonderland (1951) Cheshire Cat Alice affairs
— A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. — A single step of London Bridge could end my journey... — Failure as your epitaph? I hoped you'd be more courageous. Alice: Madness Returns Caterpillar Alice suicide way
— Oh, that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk. — But of course we can talk, my dear. Alice in Wonderland (1951) Alice The flower