— It's called mind fucking. You ever been mind fucked before? — I don't think so. — I'm mind fucking you right now. — You are? — Can you feel my dick fucking your mind? — I don't... I can't really feel anything. — See, that's it. That's the art of it! I'm mind fucking the shit out of you. — I hope you're wearing a condom, 'cause I have a dirty mind. Get Him to the Greek Sergio Aaron Green Funny Quotes