Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh

Protect me from those who wish tae help us.

You just want tae fuck up on drugs so that everyone'll think how deep and fucking complex you are. It's pathetic, and fucking boring.

By definition, you have to live until you die. Better to make that life as complete and enjoyable an experience as possible, in case death is shite, which I suspect it will be.

Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace.

On the issue of drugs, we wir classical liberals, vehemently opposed tae state intervention in any form.