«Never mess with someone who has more spare time than you do». Copy quote Share Report a mistake 1 comment GrandmotherFight, QuarrelSarcastic Quotes
Having a grandmother is like having an army. This is a grandchild’s ultimate privilege: knowing that someone is on your side, always, whatever the details. Even when you are wrong. Especially then, in fact. Copy quote Share Report a mistake GrandmotherIronic Quotes
Only different people change the world, Granny used to say. No one normal has ever changed a crapping thing. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 5 comments GrandmotherLife Quotes
— Do you have a lighter? — I’m seven! — How long are you going to use that as an excuse? — Until I’m not seven any more? Copy quote Share Report a mistake GrandmotherElsaFunny Quotes
Then the boy shouted that Elsa couldn't be Spider-Man because «only boys can be Spider-Man!» And then Elsa told him he could be Spider-Man's girlfriend. And then he pushed Elsa into a radiator. And then Elsa hit him with a book. Elsa still thinks he should thank her for it, because that's probably the nearest that boy ever got to a book. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Books, LiteratureFunny Quotes