— Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies. — So? — So if he poops, where does it go? — Humans are disgusting. — Okay, you, check for poop. — Hey, why am I the poop checker? — Because returning the runt was your idea. Because you're small and insignificant. And because I'll pummel you if you don't. — Why else? — Now, Sid! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Manny (Manfred)SidFunny Quotes
What are you looking at, bone bag? Look at you. You're gonna grow into a great predator. I don't think so. What do you got? You got a little patch of fur, no fangs, no claws. You're folds of skin, wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Manny (Manfred)Human, PeopleChildren
They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidLovelessSad Quotes
I've eaten things that didn't complain as much! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Smilodon Diego Ironic Quotes
Oh, yummo! A dandelion. Must be the last one of the season. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidFunny Quotes
— Oh, look, Manny. A mammoth. — Ooh. Somebody pinch me. — Hey, hey, this fat one looks just like you. Aww! And he's got a family. Oh, and he's happy. Look, he's playing with his kid. See, Manny, that's your problem. That's what mammoths are supposed to do. — Sid. — Find a she-moth, have little baby mammoths and, and... — Sid! Shut up. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidManny (Manfred)Smilodon Diego Sad Quotes
Where's the baby? There he is! Where's the baby? There he is! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Smilodon Diego Funny Quotes
Wow! Whoo! Yeah! Who's up for round two? Oh. T-T-Tell the kid to be more careful. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Smilodon Diego Funny Quotes
Diego: — Um, that pink thing is mine. Sid: — Uh, no, actually, that pink thing belongs to us. Diego: — Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple. Manfred: — There is no us! Diego: — I see. Can't have one of your own, so you want to adopt. Sid: — Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your snack, but we got to go. Diego: — The baby? Please. I was returning him to his herd. Sid: — Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth. Diego: — You calling me a liar? Sid: — I didn't say that. Diego: — You were thinking it. Sid: — I don't like this cat. He reads minds.Читать далее » Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Smilodon Diego SidManny (Manfred)
Sid: — Aw, the big, bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor tigey-wigey. Manfred: — Sid, tigey-wigey's gonna lead the way. <...> Diego: — You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back, 'cause I'll be chewing on it. Manfred: — Hey, Uber tracker, up front where I can see you! Sid: — Help me. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidManny (Manfred)Smilodon Diego Funny Quotes
— I'm so full. How 'bout a good-night kiss for your big buddy Sid? — Shh. He's asleep. — I was talking to you. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidManny (Manfred)KissFunny Quotes
Well, unless you know how to track, you're never gonna reach them before the pass closes up with snow, which should be, like, tomorrow. So you can give that baby to me or go get lost in a blizzard. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Smilodon Diego
You got to be strong. You have to take care of Manfred and Sid. Especially Sid. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Smilodon Diego Positive Quotes
— Whoa! That whole south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowds. Who needs it? I mean, isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors knocking about in the wild. — No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidManny (Manfred)Funny Quotes
— You know what, Diego, I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me. — Yeah. Manny's... He's a good guy. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidSmilodon Diego Positive Quotes
I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm gonna die. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment SidFunny Quotes