Oh God, that`s so... so mean, to point out one`s weaknesses in a tough situation! Julius Caesar limitations
— Ok. No bridge, no way to cross, let`s go back. — Wait, where d`you go? There is no way back for us. — Come, i`ll show it to you! Julius Caesar Alyosha Popovich
And don`t you look for me, hear that? I`ll marry another man, and i`ll have five... no... ten children! And the household, and a thrifty husband! And he`ll love me, and we`ll live happily ever after, and die on the same day! No, we`ll never die at all! Lyubova (Alyosha Popovich's wife) love marriage of women
Well then, i`ll cut off my hair and go live in a monastery. A MALE monastery. Lyubova (Alyosha Popovich's wife)
— Oh, look! That good-for-nothing is back! — Yeah, you got the respect... Julius Caesar The peasant woman
I`m afraid of serious relations... Ho-ho, i don`t even smile at my mirror reflection, because i`m that serious! Alyosha Popovich
— Oh my goodness, just look at those people! You are a hero after all... Take a bow, go to the forest, kill an animal. MOSES! Moses gathers firewood, you light a fire, and Lyubova with granny cook something. — I wonder, what will you do meanwhile? — Yes, that`s interesting! — You people are funny, i`m the hero`s horse! What if we battle tomorrow, i have to be well-rested! Julius Caesar Alyosha Popovich Lubawa laugh
Yeah, food shortage in a young organism leads to a quick death of brain cells, in case they are present. Julius Caesar intelligence Funny Quotes
— Who are you? — I`m Saint Lucas, and this is Moses the Prophet. Svyatogor accidentally fell asleep and forgot what was discussed in the conversation. Julius Caesar Funny Quotes
— Help! SOS! Somebody save the bogatyr steed!!! I don`t want to die! Moses, my friend, take care of my family... — Calm down, Julius, you don`t have any family. — Oh my God! I don`t even have a family... I`m too young to die!.. Julius Caesar Alyosha Popovich
Tikhon, take your time, concentrate, we`ll set a camp meanwhile, by the morning you should be done reading. Julius Caesar education
— Let`s just wait until those foes die of starvation! — Oh! — Well... or become weaker... Lyubova (Alyosha Popovich's wife)
Alyoshka is good-for-nothing! He's nothing but trouble! You`ll marry the next man and you`ll live with him. You'll look away from him all your life. And you`ll cry all nights long, thinking of your Alyoshka. Lyubova's Grandmother marriage of women
— Ok, let`s discuss it. Yes, i`m a talking horse, but that`s not a reason to fight, is it? — Don`t listen to him. Cut his head off. Julius Caesar Tikhon